Cool Funny Sayings

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet, Space Balls

 

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

“Demented and sad, but social.”
— The Breakfast Club
“This is so bad it’s gone past good and back to bad again.”
— Ghost World

 

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
Woody Allen

Another such victory, and we are undone.
Pyrrhus

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

 

When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

 

Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don’t have film.

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