Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
Homer Simpson
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" – probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.
Oliver Goldsmith
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be in my bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it is written on.
Sam Goldwyn