An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Avoid employing unlucky people. Throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
David Brent
Bart, stop pestering Satan!
Marge Simpson