Funny Christmas Sayings

Humor has always been a part of every celebration and festival. Here are some of the best funny Christmas sayings that will add more joy and entertainment to the festive season.

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.

The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts.