Your friends are special people in your life. You share all your ups and downs of life with them along with your thoughts, emotions and feeling. How interesting it will be when you mix the feeling of friendship with laugher and humor.
So, here we have some of the most popular funny friendship saying that can tickle the bones of your friend.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh. if you jump out the window I look down then….I laugh again.
We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in countenance.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
I have had, and may have still, a thousand friends, as they are called, in life, who are like one’s partners in the waltz of this world –not much remembered when the ball is over.
I got a lotta best friends. Some o’ them I don’t even hardly know!
We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour.
Be a friend to yourself and others will be so too.
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.. Robert C. Edwards - Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
Treat your friends as you do your pictures and place them in their best light.
Money couldn’t buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses
I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends-they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
The best time to make friends is before you need them
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.