Funny Love Quotes



Love is the sweetest feeling in every heart. If you love someone and want to something humorous or funny to your life, we have the perfect solution for you. Here we have gathered some of the most popular funny loves quotes that will help you to add laughter and humor to your love life. 
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

For the love of God, folks, don’t do this at home.

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

There’s a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

Love is blind — marriage is the eye-opener.

I love making friends…. its people I can’t stand.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing

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