A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.
Desmond Morris
But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
George Bernard Shaw
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde