Birthdays are filled with celebrations and joys. These are some special days in your life where humor can be injected in life to add more life and spice. These special days also help you get relief from daily stresses of life.

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Laughter and humor are the best ways to overcome the hassles of everyday lives. Here we have some of the best funny birthday sayings that you can for your friend’s birthday party or for someone close to you. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

In the end it’s not the years in your life that count it’s the life in your years

Few women admit their age, few men act theirs

It takes a long time to grow young

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age

Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world

Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once

Birthdays are good for you, statistics show the people who have the most live longest

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

Often it is fatal to live too long

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.

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