Valentine day is a day of love and relationships. Every one confesses their love to their beloved, friends and relatives. You can add more excitement and humor to this special day using some of the following funny valentine quotes :
Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.
I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine’s day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it’s these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.
It takes more then lace and ribbons And lovely verses too To make a Valentine thats nice enough for you It takes a world of special thoughts tucked into every line and that’s exactly what you’ll find inside this valentine.
I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
May this Valentine’s Day be filled with love, understanding, and contentment as you journey through life with those you hold dear
Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.”
Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
It takes one eye opened to meet your true love, but both eyes closed to keep them
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
Love is pulling together against all odds.
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
When two people cannot see too much of each other nor too little of other people, they`re in love .