An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
Mae West
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
Mae West
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Homer Simpson
All animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
George Orwell
All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
Alexander Woollcott
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.