All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.
Oscar Wilde
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Mark Twain
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
Winston Churchill
Always do right – this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)
I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids
do you want?
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of
the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.
A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after
you’ve purchased new school clothes.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,
despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.